| Player Profile | JOE PATTISON |
| Date of Birth | 07-01-1981 |
| Place of Birth | NEWCASTLE |
| Height | 5' 11" |
| Weight | 13ST 2LB |
| Position | CENTRE |
| Marital Status | SINGLE |
| Reputable Honours | ENGLAND U16 'A', SCOTLAND U18/19 SQUAD |
| Previous Club | MORPETH R.F.C. |
| School/Collage/University | NORTHUMBIA UNIVERSITY |
| Best Rugby Moment | BEATING ENGLAND IN 4 NATIONS |
| Worst Rugby Moment | 3 DAILY MAIL SEMI FINAL DEFEATS |
| Ultimate Sporting Hero | MOHAMMED ALI |
| Favourite Musical Artist | VAN MORRISON |
| Favourite Film | HAPPY GILMOUR |
| Favourite Program | SIMPSONS |
| Favourite Video Game | JONAH LOMU |
| Favourite Actor | ADAM SANDLER |
| Favourite Actress | CAMERON DIAZ |
| Hobbies/Interests | GOLF, BOXING |
| Pet Hates | SMOKING |