QUIZ 1.

Homer Simpson Level.

(check answers at the bottom of the page)

1.Which name is not (usually) associated with the no.10 shirt?

A. Stand off

B. Fly half

C. A one night stand

2.Which team won the 1999 Five Nations?

A. Wales

B. Scotland

C. Trinidad and Tobago

3.What position does Rob Andrew play?

A. A Scrum Half

B. Fly Half

C. A Half Time

4.Who when asked if they had read the rule book replied "I'm waiting for it to come out on video"?

A. Steve O'Neill

B. Peter Walton

C. Tom May

5.Which player joined Newcastle at the begining of the 1999/2000 season?

A. Garath Archer

B. Stuart Grimes

C. Jimmy Cartmell

6.How many teams are in this seasons Allied Dunbar Premiership division?

A. 14

B. 11

C. 16

7.What is the name given to the no.6 and 7 shirts?

A. Peter Walton and Richard Arnold

B. Back rows

C. Flankers

8. What is the date of the Rugby Union World Cup Final?

A. Saturday November 6th 1999

B. Saturday November 13th 1999

C. Saturday January 1st 2000

9.What do you call the man in charge?

A. A Referee

B. Bob

C. Lots of things according to Dick Godfrey

10.Why could a match be cancelled?

A. A Flooded Pitch

B. Bob Couldn't Make It

C. Hose Pipe Ban

(D. Too much abuse by Dick Godfrey)

Answers:1C 2B 3B 4A 5B 6A 7C 8A 9A/C 10A/D

1-9 points: D’OH!!

10 points: You’re a god damn genius!!!!